·
At the
rate you’re going, it’ll take you 3 years to use up a 150-count box of kitchen
trash bags you picked up at Sam’s Club.
·
If it
weren’t for thrift stores and relatives to give you their old furniture, you’d
be sitting, eating, and sleeping on the floor.
·
Cuddling
is a key activity of every day.
·
Your
guestroom amenities consist of a bed, a pillow (yes, singular), sheets, and a
throw blanket that almost covers the bed.
·
You don’t
own any curtains.
·
The only
curtains you do own are fashioned from flags of various nations that your
husband had in college that you’ve tacked to window frames.
·
You haven’t
even opened some of your useful
wedding presents yet. i.e. plates, an electric griddle, etc.
·
Smoothies
and popcorn are considered a meal. And Marie Callender’s frozen pies are
considered an especially good meal.
·
Your house
is decorated primarily with pictures of the two of you.
·
You do two
loads of laundry, once a week.
·
You do all
your grocery shopping together.
·
You have long
discussions about whether or not to splurge and buy bathroom rugs for the
second bathroom you don’t use very often. In the end, you decide, no, it can
wait.
·
It took
you over a year to get around to buying a shower curtain for your second
shower.
·
The people
who check your ID write large Ms on your hands in permanent marker when you go
to a country music/line dancing bar.
·
You still
have dishcloths that were given to you at your wedding that you haven’t used
yet.
·
It’s 2012
and you have a 20-inch TV screen.
·
Your
husband calls you from work just to say hi.
·
You go out and pay
your cell phone, car insurance, and internet bills together.
·
Your cars
are over 10 years old with well over 100,000 miles on them and have left you
stranded and needing a tow truck more than once in the last year.
·
You sit on
the driveway to hang out with your husband and keep him company while he
changes struts, O2 sensors, alternators, and other random valves and
belts.
What else might be added?
haha, this made me giggle! We're not married, but when I first arrived ehre, we moved into a flat pretty quickly. we wanted unfirnished so we could get stuff we like, but of course had no money to buy anything, so we slept on the floor for about a month and it took us 2 years to get round to buying a sofa (and it still doesn't have a cover on it!
This is amazing. I can totally relate to pretty much everything on this list. Great post!!
Cute :) I'm definitely newly wed! We have no curtains. We have two very old lazy-boy type recliners that are multiple colors of brown in our living room. Cleaning them just made the fabric fray. Yikes :) I enjoyed this post!
hehe, I love it!!! Gives me a glimpse of what I may be experiencing this time next year =D
And I only saw this thanks to your link up! What a great idea!
haha, this list is spot on. It's been almost 5 years, but I totally remember doing almost ALL of these things.
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