Do you see the Angel?
Angel: Hey, do you guys get a discount here?
Cousin: Why would we get a discount?
Angel: You know, for being Christians.
Scene: I call Angel during my lunch break at school.
Angel: Just wait! I have a surprise for you when you get home. It's about the cats.
Me: Did you color them purple with my hair dye?!!
Angel: How did you know??
Scene: Facebook. Some of Angel's statuses from around the last week of December
"Top ten baby names for boys and girls came out for 2012. I didn't make the list this year."
"Anyone ever had possum?"
"I blame it on the mistletoe :)"
{Editor's Note: It's okay if you don't understand. I don't think I do, and I'm pretty sure the vast majority of Angel's friends don't either. We just accept him the way he is}
Scene: At dinner with my uncle, aunt, and cousins, Angel decides that we need an icebreaker question. (No!!! Not the Angel Icebreaker Questions....)
Angel: When was the last time you got spanked? And what did you do bad? The last time I got spanked, I was 12, but I don't remember what I did.
Scene: Early in the morning, Angel kisses me goodbye before he leaves for work.
Angel: I think I love you more in the mornings.
Rachel: I think you only love me more in the mornings when you have to work, because on your days off, you don't even want to see me in the morning!
Angel: Yeah, that's true. I guess I just don't want to go to work, so that's why I love you more right now.
Scene: We've been eating a little healthier lately. Angel's not sure he likes it very much. While eating a rice cake...
Angel: This really tastes like cardboard.
Rachel: Think of it as astronaut food.
Scene: At home.
Angel: *Says something unmentionable. Either for political or PG-rated reasons*
Rachel: *Laughs and/or glares at Angel, depending on the nature of the unmentionable statement*
Angel: Can I write that on Facebook?
Rachel: Umm, no way.
(That scene happens, on average, twice a week. I'm Angel's official Facebook editor. Trust me, he needs one.)
Haha I love reading your Angel-isms posts. Cracks me up :)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha. Too funny. Angel seems like an awesome dude. My hubby also has what we call around here a "filter" problem. No filter between his head and his mouth.
ReplyDeleteAngel seems like a awesome and funny guy to live around. Hah, hah! :P He should come with a warning label before interacting with society.
ReplyDeleteHAHA. You guys are so much like me and my husband!
ReplyDeleteBahahaha...I LOVE his idea of an icebreaker question. Does it usually work? ;)
ReplyDeleteStill waiting to see pictures of these purple cats...! Haha.
What a goof. My hubby also likes the odd off topic icebreaker questions. One time we were waiting in line at Disneyland and he decided to start a random conversation with someone behind us, "What kind of camping gear do you use?" I was mortified...as if to say, "this is my hubby and he's not all there!"
ReplyDeleteStopping by through the blog hop to say hi! I'm already a follower :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Paula
lifeasweknowitbypaula.blogspot.com
HAHAHAHA!!!!! These are the BEST!!!! "When is the last time you were spanked?" I love it!! And the facebook statuses kill me. Before James deactivated his account, he had a lot of weird and bizarre statuses too. I feel you.
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