Never Have I Ever...

 So, there's a lot of things I haven't done, but that doesn't mean I've never broken a rule in my life. Apparently, I once trespassed for the sake of taking a picture. While wearing a swimsuit and a jacket. Very scandalous indeed.
...Traveled to Europe. {And Angel doesn't want to go there, so I probably never will.}   ...Been to a wedding with a date. {The last wedding I went to, I was only 16, so that explains why. People need to get married and invite me.}   ...Watched a legit scary movie. {People tell me that "Ernest Scared Stupid" and "The Spiderwick Chronicles" don't count. I don't care, they were too scary for me.}   ...Smoked a cigarette. {I do, however, burst into spontaneous fits of severe coughing as soon as I catch a whiff of cigarette smoke. It definitely doesn't agree with me.}   ...Not wanted my picture taken. {you know those people who are like "Ahhh!!, don't take my picture!!"? Yeah, that's never me. In case you hadn't already guessed}   ...Willingly eaten sushi. {I once had my mouth pried open and a concoction of seaweed and rice stuffed into it. Thanks, friends. I thought you loved me.}   ...Ridden a motorcycle. {One of my baby sisters did when she was only two! I guess I'm sheltered.}   ...Gotten a tattoo. {and I have no intentions of ever getting one.}   ...Colored my whole head of hair. {peekaboo blue highlights are as crazy as I'll go.}   ...Broken a bone.  {I was a rather safety-concious child}   ...Met anybody famous. {I usually add, "....except myself" just to confuse people.}   ...Wanted to study French. {No way! I'll take on learning 5,000 Chinese characters and the entire Japanese grammatical system before I try to twist my tongue into making those extremely difficult sounds!}   ....Put a contact in my eye. {you would understand why if you had seen the eye doctor trying in vain to put eyedrops in my eyes}