Facebook message to me when we were planning to go to Indianapolis last fall. Panda Express is my favorite restaurant. She's strategic:
"Baby baby guess what! I just found out that there's a dollhouse museum right on the way to Indianapolis. So can we stop there? It wouldn't take a lot of time but I would love it so so so much. AND!! There's a Panda Express 2 miles away from it so you can have lunch afterwards. Yes??"
When she was sick:
"I just want to lay on this couch and order you around to entertain me."
When she thinks she might be getting in trouble:
"I'm cute? I'm cute??"
When she was in the crosswalk in front of Walmart and wanted to get into a fight with a car that sped through the crosswalk:
"THAT WAS A STOP SIGN!!!"
When I suggest baby names:
"No, Angel, you can not name our baby Enchilada Maria."
When she has big ideas that she wants to tell me when I want to go to sleep:
"Don't be scared, but I have an idea."
When scrolling through my instagram feed and seeing yet another selfie of an...interestingly dressed woman:
"Who's this? Another one of your 'cousins'?"
When asked, between the two of us, who was the better catch, Rachel's answer is:
"I was."
I was getting myself a snack, and asked Rachel where the tortilla chips were:
"Umm, in the closet in our bedroom..." she said.
Why are they in the closet, Rachel?
"Because I didn't want to share them..."
(She never wants to share food that she likes.)
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I don't know, guys, I still think Angelisms is way funnier. What do you think? Do my family members out there have more they could add?
Hahah! This post had me laughing. I'll have to go back and look into some "Angelisms." I love that y'all play and have fun with each other. It's one of the keys to a successful marriage! My favorite was the tortilla chips... no, Enchilada Maria.
I think that both of you are rather entertaining! I like way you answer where the tortilla chips are :)
ha ha! This cracked me up! Especially the bit about not wanting to share food. You little food hoarder you!
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Suzanne
Bahahahahah ""Don't be scared, but I have an idea."" Awesome. Even awesomer: hiding food in the bedroom closet!
Funny post! I was glad you picked this one from the challenge, I thought it was a great idea!
HAHAHA I hide food too!
Hahahaha.....Rachel!!!! "I just want to lay on this couch and order you around to entertain me." YEAH!!!!!!
hahaa :P and Rachel you are cuteee! :P lol. does it work in your favor? :P you are just as silly as your husband ^_^
That is hilarious. I'm afraid of what my family might say about me.
I can't believe you hide food in your closet. That's brilliant!!! I would always have my cereal when I wanted it...
I don't know...Enchilada Maria has a nice flow to it.
Lmao I'm a food hog too - :) "Im Cute i'm Cute" haha I like that response - to remind them what they have! :P Happy Hump Day Rachel! -Iva
But it's their job to entertain us when we're sick! Isn't that in the vows?
Also your about me in the sidebar is so cute!
Love these..."Who's this? Another one of your 'cousins'?" haha! You guys are too funny!
Eva Marie
I don't like to share my snacks either! I am very territorial about 'my' bag of snacks. My husband eats to fast.. and doesn't enjoy his bites.. !! Then I have to quicken my eating so that I get just as much as he does. It's a circus.
Did you end up seeing the dollhouse you wanted to see so so so bad!?!?
Ooh I misspelled 'to' in that sentence. I MUST correct it; TOO was the one I was looking for there! Phew.. I feel better.
This is too cute and funny!
"Don't be scared I have an idea" hillarious! I think Rachel isms are pretty entertaining, will it be a regular feature :)?
Who wants to share tortilla chips? NO ONE. I'm with you!
These are great! Thanks for the chuckles! Why is it that the best ideas or grandiose speeches always seem to come to mind right when they're about to fall asleep!?
"I just want to lay on this couch and order you around to entertain me." - that had me laughing out loud. you two need a sitcom :)
haha, so funny that you hid the food in the closet! :) Makes me remember that I hid the dessert I bought so hubby wouldn't find it before dinner...I better go find it so we can eat it! :)
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So funny. I need to steal the saying, "Don't be scared, but I have an idea..." i think my bf has had it with me and all my "great" ideas ha.
Big Apple, Little Bites
Why did you tell him where the chips were??? And I still vote that Angelisms funnier. But there are a few gems in this post. :-P
Bahaha too funny! Please tell me he doesn't really want to name your child Enchilada Maria!
Hahaha! "Don't be scared, but I have an idea." -> I've got to start saying that to my husband!!
these cracked me up!
Hahaha loved this! Especially the one about ordering him around to entertain you.
Love these! I should ask R to keep a list of random shit I say to him :P Also, I think Enchilada is a little wrong to name a baby, so I'm with you, Rachel!
OMG I'm TOTALLY with you about sharing food!! I call it "food aggression". Mine probably came from growing up with a brother who cleaned out our food all the time. Now my husband benefits from the trauma 😊
When I suggest baby names:
"No, Angel, you can not name our baby Enchilada Maria."
LOVE THAT. I laughed out loud. And also the one about you yelling "THAT WAS A STOP SIGN!!!" -Totally can relate to both. Love this! SO CUTE!!!
Enchilada Maria!! lol Yes, I think Angel has definitely lost the right to name your children...
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