1. Shawn Spencer - I don't want to solve crimes, or be anywhere near them for that matter, but I do want to be incredibly intelligent and strive to hide my intelligence behind an unceasing stream of utterly ridiculous comments about random fruits so that I trick nearly everyone into believing I'm a harmless annoyance.
2. Captain Jack Sparrow - I want to be stranded on deserted islands where it never, ever snows and make up stories about my past that are taken as true, thereby creating a legend around myself and becoming the worst pirate you've ever heard of--but you have heard of me.
3. Ginger Grant - While stranded on gorgeous deserted islands in the tropics I want to wear beaded evening gowns and be completely useless, but no one realizes it because I am so very decorative.
4. Captain Hook (Once Upon a Time) - I want to be able to wear eyeliner and be dashing.
5. Anne Shirley - I want to get my books published and marry a handsome black-haired boy and turn even the slightest of mishaps into a grand adventure worthy of writing about in an excessively dramatic fashion.
So, basically, I want to be a glamorous pirate detective and have red hair. Which is unfortunate, really, because I'm naturally law-abiding, I faint at the sight of blood, and I look much better with blue or purple hair. What can be done?
And who do you want to be?
Aww, Anne Shirley! I want to be able to break my slate over some boy's head, thereby making him fall in love with me. I've never encountered a character like this that I liked in a story - always seemed to follow some stupid trope - but I'd love to be this wicked, powerful sorceress feared throughout the land. Basically, a diva. But one who can enforce her will for realz.
Anne Shirley! I am slowly working my way through the "Anne" books on my kindle. :)
Anne Shirley forever. And ever.
I always wanted to be Jane Eyre ever since I first read "Jane Eyre". I just so admired her courage and her refusal to be backed down by people because of her appearance.
Pippi Longstocking is another fabulous red-headed character I would like to be!
love anne shirley. :)
This is great! I love Anne Shirley, I wouldn't mind being her! I love how spunky and confrontational she is, pretty much the exact opposite of me!
SHAWN SPENCER!! He is the most ridiculous and hilarious character on tv. I love him and his sense of humor.
I also love Anne Shirley. She's so wonderful. And of course Jack Sparrow.
You're always so witty. This is great. Also, so is Once Upon a Time. WHICH COMES BACK THIS SUNDAY! I'm a little excited, can you tell? ;)
Great post! I definitely think you're into pirates. :) I want to be some glamorous damsel in distress... so against my feminist views, but it would be fun to wear the big dresses and have men rescue you.
Haha. I love your inspiring people! I want to be Anne Shirley too! :-)
This is too fantastic! I want to be as glamorous as Hook too. That eye liner. ;)
xo
Alyssa Nicole @ Sincerely, Alaska Blog
I want to be Hook, too. Man knows how to wear eyeliner:)
Your psyche is telling you something, lady ;) It'd be REALLY cool to be any of these characters even for 1 day: you'd learn a lot!!!! I had a friend who would always model other people's behaviours if she was feeling nervous or anxious or scared: she'd be Jane Eyre or Henry V before Agincourt; she said it used to help her overcome her fear and get on with what she had to get on with. I always thought it was a really great idea!
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